As per Christmas tradition, I recently watched the reputable Home Alones 1 and 2 with some friends. Between the intermittent laughter and re-quoting of our favorite lines (Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!) we realized something significant:
Kevin is very trendy.
If Kevin ran a blog today, he’d be a menswear fashion icon. He’s the original well-dressed imp of the big city. He’s an O.G. with a master plan and a waxed-cotton toggle coat. He’s witty and sassy and likes his milk in a goblet. He watches old movies and loves television and cheese pizza and high quality goods like toothbrushes that are approved by the American Dental Association and ski hats with a deer motif. He likes drawing things and eating massive amounts of sweets. Last year, he even got a sweater with a bird on it.
He’s basically the Internet, minus a cat.
Kevin would be the King of Tumblr.
Don’t believe me? Look for yourself. And keep the change, ya filthy animal.