Do you feel terrible? Like your brain is growing mold and your bones are suddenly filled with lead jello? You’re probably attempting to eat healthily, and your french-fried body cells are revolting against all the kale. Also, tomorrow’s Monday. 

It’s January 3rd, so I’m already 3 days into saying OK but for REAL… our diet starts…tomorrow.

But in truth,  I am trying to see if I can go 2 weeks without eating out and following a “clean eating plan” because I’m a masochist who loves donuts too much but also enjoys cooking. It’s a win-win-win situation. 

Current status is binge-watching Making a Murderer and trying not to move my leaden jello bones. 

Pssssst. This is the Clean Eating Plan I’m following from POPSUGAR. 

morgan cogswell