Does something about this house scream “Poop Here, Please!” I’m not much of an animal person (which I realize is a character flaw and I’m working on it I promise) but I do know the rules of poop-patrol and that is that you don’t let your furry friend poop in someone’s yard and not scoop it up. But we’ve got dogs and cats and free-range chickens just takin over the place with their business.
It’s like they can tell I’m not an animal person or something. (I’m working on it OK I GET IT. I’M HORRIBLE.)
Does anyone have any suggestions? Chicken repellent? Friendly signs? Remote-controlled pooper scooper?! The chickens poop on the porch, which is really the kicker.